Driving around town one morning, we made this interesting discovery. Someone had left an almost full jar of Cheese Balls on a corner, stuffed with paper.
A man born with lopsided testicles has become the first person ever to have them made more symmetrical with -- get this -- a chin implant. Kinda adds new meaning to the phrase "balls on chin," eh? There's no official word, by the way, on whether the man's nether region now sports a manly cleft.