If you live in Southern California you can be sure of two things — there will be earthquakes, and there will be morons who try and outrun the police on our congested freeways. Enter moron in the video below who decided that 8:30 in the morning would be the perfect time to test out his motorcycle skills. By running from the po-po.
Estevan Tapia was leading police on a 10-mile car chase when he was overcome with the urge to relieve himself.
So the Albuquerque, NM., man pulled over and indulged himself on the pavement — all the while with a beer bottle in hand.