Chris Illuminati
Enjoy These Ladies Dressed as Leela From ‘Futurama’
Leela, Turanga Leela to be specific, of Futurama is one foxy package delivery driver. The uno-eye look has never been so sexy.
The Careful Construction of the World’s Greatest ‘Yo Mama’ Joke
Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.
The 25 Sexiest Magazine Covers of the Last 25 Years
Long before the internet, and way before the cell phone hack phenomena, magazines were one of the only ways to see famous, gorgeous in very little clothing.
6 Movies To Help You Break Up With a Girl
Are you lazy? Do you not want to deal with the fuss of breaking up with your significant other? Do you want to drop a blatant hint without having a three-hour conversation about the relationship? Here is a list of six movies to aid you in the process of breaking up with a girl.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Asks Random Women ‘Have You Ever Flashed Someone?’
Women showing their breasts for plastic beads at Mardi Gras isn’t anything new. Flashing is as much a part of the celebration as…well…we aren’t sure what the hell else is involved in Mardi Gras so we’ll just stop while we are ahead.
We bet, right now, you know
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NASCAR Drivers Pose For Odd Media Day Photos
Remember those dumb middle school photos where kids would pose in front of fake backgrounds like libraries, outer space and a library in outer space? NASCAR must have been huge fans because they are trying to recreate the same look at this year’s media photo day, although, they’ve taken the fan thing a little too literally.
Coco’s Naked Twitter Picture Photobombed By Some Newborn
Ugh, is there anything worse than a hot woman giving out free peeks on Twitter when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, some kid comes and photobombs the moment? Is there anything worse?!?
Coco, wife of rapper Ice T and a huge fan of naked Twitter pics, posted this photo last week
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About The Movie ‘Groundhog Day’
Just as watching a fat rodent sticking his head out of a hole has become tradition every February 2nd, so has watching the movie that takes it’s name — it’s Groundhog Day!
The Bill Murray film is a classic and loved by millions, especially everyone watching it right this very moment on TV (it’s playing SOMEWHERE in the world) but here are ten odd facts about the movie that you probably didn’t know
Samsung Galaxy Parody Ad is Gut-Bustingly Funny [VIDEO]
Very few videos have the ability to make us laugh out loud. This video possesses that ability.
Man Attacks Boy Over ‘Call Of Duty’ Kill
A 46-year-old UK man took a Call Of Duty: Black Ops loss to a 13-year-old boy a little too personally: he found and choked the teen. The Mirror explains how a little online gloating led to a real life attack.
Woman Assaults Boyfriend For Not Having Sex
An Iowa woman was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend after he refused to have sex with her. The Press Citizen explains that Melissa Barbara Minarsich, 28, just needed a little sweet loving and wanted to make that incredibly clear to her boyfriend.
Man Arrested For Eating Raw Beef Off Walmart Shelf
The hashtag #uknowuhungrywhen is currently trending on Twitter. The guy in this story was so hungry he didn’t have time to pay for, or even cook, his food.