I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
How Much Is Matthew McConaughey Making As A Teacher In Texas?
Matthew McConaughey will be teaching at the University of Texas at Austin and many people want to know- how much are they paying him?
Quick Rundown On Some Of The New Bills Signed By TX Gov. Abbott
Texas Governor Greg Abbott has been busy the past few weeks signing a plethora of new bills into law for the Lone Star state. Here is a rundown of some of them:
Sending A D*ck Pic Will Soon Be A Crime In Texas
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Texas Man Sentenced For Smuggling People Inside Furniture
A Texas man will be going to jail after he was convicted of smuggling immigrants inside furniture.
Study Shows Shrimp In The UK Tested Positive For Cocaine
A shocking study out of the U.K. showed that shrimp in the country had an unfortunate illicit drug in their system.
Texas Schools Are Bringing Back Cursive, But Is It Necessary?
Updates to Texas' education requirements go into effect next year, which will have elementary school children learning cursive again. But is it necessary?
Texas Barber Baffles Internet By Stapling Condoms To Cards
A barber from Beeville, Texas has confused many Twitter users by stapling condoms to his business card, punching two holes into the prophylactics.
See The Sexy Outfits Southwest Flight Attendants Used To Wear
We hear how great flying used to be back in the day and judging by this commercial, we can see why Southwest has always been a favorite airline.
Study Finds Dogs Personalities Mirror Their Owners Over Time
As a pug owner, I've always known this but didn't realize it was true about other breeds too!
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A Texas man is going viral after sharing on social media his unconventional retirement plan to stay at Holiday Inns during his golden years.
Texas Mom Falls Through 5 Jungle Gym Nets Almost Hitting Kids
A Texas mom showed why there are signs that say for kids only when she tumbles through 5 nets almost hitting kids on a jungle gym.
New Report Says The Lone Star State Is The 4th Most Sinful State
All we know is Nevada better be number one! A new report says Texas is the 4th most sinful state in the US. Find out why here.