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Look, not everyone gets all romantic and sentimental on Valentine's Day. I get it. I was that way until I met my wife. Now I don't get to be that way.

If you're sick of all things Valentine's Day, try out one of these events tonight in Yellow City.

Anti-Valentine's Day Massacre!

The 806 will be having their annual Anti-Valentine's Day Massacre. There's a lot on the lineup tonight. Expect to see Thomas Thompson, J Kali, Christian Cooke, Colin Robinson, Honey Jugg, Black Caskets, and several more.

Check out the 806 Coffee + Lounge event page for more information.

Love Stinks, Let's Drink

This event will be at Bosco's. They'll be having drink specials all night, and Jell-O shots.

Of course, there's always the other tried and true anti-Valentine's stuff to do. You can sit and binge action movies on Netflix. Go to a movie theater and watch a movie; just don't sit in the back.

You can always go to Chick-Fil-A. They're nice to everyone. Walk around Walmart for hours on end.

There's also the  "go to your favorite bar and judgmentally stare at people." I've seen that one a few times.

You can always just go to sleep early. The sooner you go to bed, the sooner it becomes tomorrow and we can just put all of this behind us.