Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.
A 54-year-old man was acquitted of indecency on a train after a woman accused him of “playing the ‘skin flute’ while reading a newspaper, breathing heavily, and snarling.” She thought he was masturbating in public. He says he wasn’t, but his excuse for what he was actually doing, is fantastic.
On Sunday, an official from Guinness World Records named a 72-year-old Nepalese man the shortest man alive and the shortest person ever to be recorded by the publication. He was presented with two certificates to commemorate these achievements.
The world is filled with terrible news, so it’s nice for us to find a story with a happy ending once in awhile. Not that type of happy ending. Pervert. Here is an amazing story about a Swedish man who was stranded in a snow drift for 61 days.
Jimmy Burleson, a North Carolina man, was arrested on Tuesday after a 15 Hour long armed stand off with the police. The strange thing about this incident was that Burleson was naked the entire time.
Here’s a surefire way to earn a whole mess of scumbag points. An Arizona “man” recently tried to teach his girlfriend’s teenage daughter a lesson after finding a nude self-portrait on her cell phone. His idea of punishment and discipline? Sending the shot out to nearly 40 of the contacts stored in the phone.
Police in Thailand arrested a man they say is a serial panty thief who admitted to stealing more than 11,000 pairs of underwear over the past 30 years.