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Sound the horns! The Octomom adult film has finally arrived!

This seemed inevitable. In fact, most of you probably are surprised it took this long. But for her next “acting” gig, Lindsay Lohan will appear opposite a porn star. And that, my friends, is the death knell ringing on a once-promising career.

According to the old wives’ tale, masturbation leads to blindness. Of course that is ridiculous, because if it did you wouldn’t be reading these very words. It turns out watching porn, however, does cause a kind of temporary blindness — especially if you are a woman.

What do you do when all the girls you ask to prom are already planning to go with other guys? Apparently, you get on Twitter and start asking porn stars to go with you. That’s what one Minnesota teen has done.

Boob Tube? A Best Buy in Greenville, South Carolina fell victim to hackers who posted pornographic photos on in-store smart TV displays using the electronics store’s own WiFi.

Jazz FM listeners who normally tune in for smooth sounds instead heard some rough stuff when a UK station’s ‘Funky Sensation’ program played the full audio from a pornographic movie over the airwaves this weekend.

Well, you knew it was coming (so to speak) — Hazel Jones, the woman we told you about a couple weeks ago who’s in possession of not just one but two factory-issued vaginas, has gotten a big fat offer to appear in porn. Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch reached out to the 27-year-old blonde beauty in a letter that read in part, “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to mak

David Hasselhoff’s most famous TV character was exposed to a lot of skin. His latest will be taking that to a whole other level.