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Before we head into 2018, I took it upon myself to ask around and do a bit of personal reflection to see what "resolutions" Amarillo could make for the new year. Here is the short list of what I found.

Here's your warning: if you're eating, stop.

The unnamed man was on his way to get "a piece of burger and Burger King" when he saw the accident and stopped because, according to him, "Cuz when I seen the accident, girl, I just began to be nosy."

Luis Suarez is one of the very best soccer players in the world. He also likes to bite his opponents. During games.

If you thought segregation was a thing of the past, think again.

Camels may make for a popular cigarette, but did you know they’re also a pretty refreshing drink?

Teddy bears are so cuddly and comforting. Except this one.

Concert safety continues to be a growing concern, and a veteran band is paying heavily for a past infraction. Ska/punk outfit Fishbone was ordered by a federal judge to pay a woman injured at one of their concerts $1.4 million.

Hey guys. Have you ever had the fantasy that, one day, you'd be having sex in a tree? This dude had sex in a tree and suffered the consequences by falling out and snapping his dick. Ouch.

This photo isn't so much a head-scratcher as it is a leg-scratcher.

Well, this is certainly a different type of big bang theory.

It’s safe to say this guy is pooped after a long day on duty.